How many Monsanto researchers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 None, they let the genetically modified ficus change it.

How many members of Congress does it take to change a lightbulb?

 None, because they want to keep all of us in the dark.

How many NFL quarterbacks does is take to change a lightbulb?

How many NFL quarterbacks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eight

One to change it. One to hold the clipboard.  Six referees to keep him from getting hurt.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

Maybe they get a Jenner to do it.

How many teenaged British wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many teenaged British wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three

Apparently they do everything together.

How many Little People does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Little People does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Little People are very ingenious.

How many former stars of Two and a Half Men does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many former stars of Two and a Half Men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yeah, like he’s gonna notice.