How many flood victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three

1 to paddle the rowboat into the kitchen.
1 to tie the boat off to the refrigerator
1 to change it.

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How many MSNBC analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two

1 to change it.
1 to blame Fox News Channel.

How many Fox News Channel analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.

1 to change it.
1 to blame it on President Obama.

How many Facebook Friends does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thirty-two.

1 to post that it’s “dark in here.”
8 to ”like” the post.
3 to comment about things to do in the dark.
1 to comment that a hardware store has lightbulbs on sale.
1 to post complaints about the traffic while driving to the hardward store.
1 to change the lightbulb.
1 to post a photo of the lightbulb geing changed.
13 to “like” the photo.
1 to post that it’s “too bright in here”.