How many NFL quarterbacks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eight
One to change it. One to hold the clipboard. Six referees to keep him from getting hurt.
A service of the International Center for Limerick Studies. "Everything old is new again," Dr. Michael J. MacArthur, Executive Director
Monday, January 23, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
Maybe they get a Jenner to do it.
None.
Maybe they get a Jenner to do it.
Friday, January 20, 2012
How many teenaged British wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many teenaged British wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three
Apparently they do everything together.
Three
Apparently they do everything together.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
How many Little People does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Little People does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
Little People are very ingenious.
One.
Little People are very ingenious.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
How many former stars of Two and a Half Men does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many former stars of Two and a Half Men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yeah, like he’s gonna notice.
Yeah, like he’s gonna notice.
Monday, January 16, 2012
How many drive-thru cashiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two
1 to change it.
1 to ask if it want large fries with that.
1 to change it.
1 to ask if it want large fries with that.
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